The Omega Man
Is the last human alive on Planet Earth. There are no friends left to comment on my embarrassingly personal status updates; no friends to click on my amusing links to internet sites about extreme body modification disasters or self-righteous rants about meat production and global warming; no friends to cringe at my tedious YouTube clip postings featuring one-hit-wonder rock bands from the nineteen-eighties and highly pixelated TV bloopers; and, most distressing of all, I can't even play Farmville because the earth has been reduced to an endless wasteland of radioactive desert.
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