The Bores of Conception
Elizabeth Edwards says that her disreputable husband admits to making a mistake. Provocative poser Rielle Hunter says that she and the former Presidential hopeful were in love. I say who gives a damn about these wretched degenerates and their miserable spawn? If only they would all commit murder instead of adultery. At least such a crime qualifies as news.
Pointless, Counter Pointless
Meanwhile, that preposterous Palin woman continues to dominate political discussion; a worthless confabulation of dubious statistics and condescending platitudes, further infantilized by introduction of the phrase "Tea Party." Frankly, I would rather listen to a rabid pygmy screaming obscenities for nine hours than suffer through the windbag speakers at such a fatuous event, although I dare say that you could make a small fortune selling laxatives and odor-eaters there.
(H)Island
For all his many faults and misguided policies, President Obama seems like an intelligent man who genuinely wants to help people. So why on Earth did he stand for public office?
Homeless In Gaza
And finally, Israel. Why can't they just build more luxury condominiums in downtown areas like everybody else does?
