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Have you been to a Daft Wally's Burger Factory before? No? Well I'm Wally Junior and I'll be your server today and there's just a few things about our amazing menu I need to tell you about. The menu is split into six mouthwatering international sections featuring twelve burger selections each called Mexicali Microwave, BBQ Conundrummers, Neptune's Bucket, As-Seen-On-TV, Jungle Veggies, and Euro Smorgasboard. Diners may make two choices from the Mexicali Microwave, BBQ Conundrummers and Neptune's Bucket Sections, but only one choice from the As-Seen-On-TV, Jungle Veggies, and Euro Smorgasboard Sections unless they substitute three choices from the Mexicali Microwave, BBQ Conundrummers and Neptune's Bucket Sections or only one choice from the As-Seen-On-TV, Jungle Veggies, and Euro Smorgasboard Sections. Dessert is not included but may be chosen instead of one choice from the Mexicali Microwave, BBQ Conundrummers and Neptune's Bucket Sections or a half-size portion of Jungle Veggies. There are a few additional specials of the day I need to tell you about. These are the Sizzler Dribbler and "Who's-The-Chef?" sections and can be found on the addendum to our menu on the pages marked Sections 7 and 8. Diners can order one item from the Specials menu as a substitute for two choices from the As-Seen-On-TV, Jungle Veggies, and Euro Smorgasboard Sections or all their choices from the Mexicali Microwave, BBQ Conundrummers and Neptune's Bucket Sections. If you want something to nibble before the main courses arrive, our delicious range of appetizers are listed on the Roly-Poly Rolls section of the menu located in the Appetizers Reading Room to the left of the bathrooms and are listed in alphabetical order from one to three-thousand. Now can I get you started with some drinks?