Le Petit Chien

The pet division of my fashion empire is now manufacturing pooch-friendly purses for on-the-go women who own purse dogs. The interior of each purse features a stylish harness where your chihuahua comfortably nestles while you travel from hair salon to shoe shop and back. In addition, the fully-secured strap system on our harness means that your stupid animal be scrabbling about inside your bag, ruining those expensive cosmetics or chewing your morning-after pills and credit cards. There is also a discreet drainage pipe for bladder leakage and other waste. Furthermore, next season, I will be introducing a new line of furry coats with reinforced shoulders so that you can simply pin your small dog to the lapel. The coats will be available in your choice of Yorkshire Terrier, Pomeranian, Italian Greyhound and traditional Chihuahua.