My plan for peace in the Middle East is both simple and foolproof.
The Middle East must be sub-divided into four new quadrants: North Middle East, the East Middle East, the South Middle East and the West Middle East.
Each new quadrant can then be halved into upper and lower zones: the Upper North Middle East and the Lower North Middle East; the Upper East Middle East and the Lower East Middle East; and so on.
These eight new Middle East sections should be further divided by threes into the Far Upper North Middle East, the Middle Upper North Middle East and the Near Upper North Middle East, etc.
Now we have created twenty-eight distinctly new territories that need to be surveyed and mapped before any strategic planning can be instigated. And why stop there? What about New Far Upper North Middle East and Old Far Upper North Middle East?
Disorientated, sick and tired of reporting increasingly labyrinthine positions, the Israeli and Palestinian armies would eventually abandon their weapons and all go home feeling dizzy. Therefore my plan equals peace. QED.
